22. Inspiration for a Pickup Line


Now you can walk up to any woman at the bar and ask her to come back to your spaceship. If she freaks out about the scum on the floor just tell her it’s your pet alien’s fault and she can pet him when he breaks through the vent.
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23. Pay No Mind


You’ve got your closet, fan and bed. If you need anything else, like clean oxygen for example, sleep outside. Take note that the neighbors do complain quite a bit, but as long as the smoke stays in your room they don’t have any grounds to bother you.

Published by Jeffrey Nelson

Jeffrey's career began in 1993 traveling across the USA & Canada promoting seminars for world renown trainers; Tom Hopkins, Brian Tracy, and Jim Rohn. He started Salesachievers, Inc. in 1999, training real estate agents and loan officers how to close more sales. He's trained over 25,000 real estate agents in his career and has developed a unique program that helps agents get to home sellers first.